Blog of Mr. Tweet

Dear all,

We are extremely delighted to announce a new and very exciting extension that we have been working on for a long time – helping you find your perfect date! Whether you are looking for someone for 30 minutes or 30 years, we got your back.

Since our inception, we have created nearly 5 Million new connections, but one of the heaviest requested feature has been “How can i find someone to date?”

Using the great feedback we have received, we have been able to create a unique and cutting edge dating service that leverages on your daily Tweets to match you up with YOUR perfect date.

Here are how our dating service will change the way you think about online dating (forever)

How is our dating service different?

1) No More “Surprises”: Advanced image recognition and matching

Tell us who are your dream dates on Twitter, and we will analyze his/her picture to determines his facial features (espcially his/her chin shape, nose height, depth of eyes). Then, we will scan through millions of Twitter avatars to see who matches your tastes the best

Coming Soon: You can also upload pictures of your favorite movie stars (or ex-girlfriend if you need closure), and that will work too. Try to use high quality frontal shots.

2) Semantic understanding of YOUR personality based on your tweets

Personality tests? Myer Briggs? That is so 1990s. By analyzing the nuances and languages contained in your tweets, we are able to determine what your real personality type is, and which types you are most likely to be interested in.

For example, if you have plently of “hmmm…” in your tweets, you are much more likely to be contemplative person. Matching you with someone who has short time peroids between her tweets is likely to result in a poor match because she is likely to want a more decisive guy. In the other hand, we will try to match you up with people who uses emphatic language like “I feel”.

3) Ontological matching of interests

Sick of dates who like broadway when you really prefer the asia bar?
Tired of dates who want to watch movies when you really want to go skydiving?
Feeling like straggling the dude who would not stop talking about how amazing his latest netbook is?

No more! We use Wikipedia, advanced ontological technology and relationships directionalities to determine what category of interests and habits a person has.

For example, based on Wikipedia, we infer that someone who tweeted “skydiving” is in the category of “extreme sports”. Then we use ontology to determine if you actually HATE or LOVE extreme sports. Then we find people who have similar intentions towards extreme sports, or alternatively, have opposite feelings about book clubs.

4) Dynamic and instantaneous geolocation tagging

If you use an iphone or any of the newer phones that has GPS, you are in luck. Based on your location on this exact moment, we look for matches around you.

For example, no more lonely nights. You can drive around town, and we will ping you the moment you are around your perfect date. And best of all, thanks to the above, you will know EXACTLY what to talk about.

5) Fling Meter: From 30 mins to 30 years, we got your back!

With a partnership with the international marriage bureau, we analyzed thousands of lasting romances to understand what combination of the above factors will result in the happiest marriages.

Note: Correspondingly, we also analyze Tweetstreams for probabilities of how likely someone is to be interested in a fling. So we got your back.